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I was browsing the Exchange today whilst I was waiting for my computer to load up, and on the very first page I had discovered this strange story. It has some weird stuff about a breakup and a girl who prefers her dad over her mum, I don't even know what's going on half the time, the plot just seems to throw random things at you. :|. Today's spork will be bolded and red :)

Title: The Family
Author name: Dhwll0
Description: Hey! This story is about a little girl... Story says it all, Hope u enjoy it! Oh, "enjoy" isn't the word for this. :-D
Link: thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php



Hey that's me Summer Jewel I love the *speshul* name of the character. LOVE IT., you probbably guessed... Behind me, that's my Dad, he pushes me on the swing. My life is quite hard, My sister hates me, My mum and dad are fighting... ..In other words, it's angst time! :) anyway we have a cool house Well I suppose that makes up for the whole horrible family life thing then., IT'S A TREEHOUSE! OMG YAY! Lemme show you around.
Summer Jewel's Info
--------------------------------
Name: Summer Jewel
Favourite Book: Diary
Age: 10
Street: 17 Emerald Place, Ruby Land I think Author took these names from Pokemon Emerald and Ruby. :-|

Here is the walkway... i have a name for it! "The Walk Of A Thousand Trees" Teehee OMG , so funny! hehehehehehehe. No.

Here is the kitchen where Mum makes food... So it's one of those "HURRR, WOMAN SHOULD BE IN KITCHEN, WOMAN MAKE SAMMICH" things is it?

Here is the bathroom, not very interesting... Where's the sink? This is boring me, story plz D:

The lounge-room and hey look its my sister talking to my mum about a vacation O_O I know, talking about a vacation is so weird. I mean, I've never ever heard someone talk about a vacation before! O____o /sarcasm off

Me and my sister's room, soon it's gonna be my sister and mum's room :O Please stop with the one line per slide thing and the unneeded tour. We'll probably never see these rooms in the story ever again, anyway.

And my dad's room. Well that's the whole house, Cosy but small teehee So where does the mum sleep then? I actually think author has made poor Mum reside in the kitchen.

This is our "pool" It's a hot spring... By the way Amber's thinking of getting a tan! OMG! I really wanted to know this! So relative to the plot! I can't wait for the results! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehee Please stop saying "Teehee". It's rather annoying now.

Meanwhile me and my dad were talking about soda and lollies iCapitalise said
Summer: Soda is not one of my favourite things, but some flavours are really nice! I'm sure all kids say this to their parents. :-|
Dad: Aww that sucks! I was gonna buy you some... well just a few packets!
Also i must say my Dad is very very cool!
Summer: AWESOME! PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE! Alright then, calm down, I know she's a kid and all but I've never seen a kid get so excited over soda.
Dad: Oh okay Summer, just for you 'cause i love you! AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

When we got home iCapitalise reached into the fridge grabbing out an apple flavoured soda, Yyum! But when iCapitalise turn around iCapitalise see...

Mum: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! OH YEA JUST GO GET A JOB AND LEAVE ME TO TAKE CARE OF 3 OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS HOUSE?! LULZ. Never have I heard of a mother going batshit insane at her husband because he's got a job.
Dad: WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET THE MONEY HERE! Someone finally sees sense.
Mum: GRRRRRRRRR EITHER LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR STINKIN' LITTLE ANGEL OR QUIT YOUR STINKIN' JOB! Because all adults say "stinkin'"!
Dad got shocked You mean, electrically!? Oh no! Someone call an ambulance! He might be de... Oh, he was emotionally shocked... Nevermind.... they might ofhave been getting a divorce!

Required Music: Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park I burst into tears Is this an awesome Linkin Park tribute band? :-D I also don't get why they need music here.
Dad: Summer don't cry, don't cry my baby girl, It's all okay
Summer: IT'S NOT OKay! YOU'LL BE GETTING A DIVORCE ISN'T IT OBVIOUS DIDN'T YOU HEAR ALL THAT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET A DIVORCE I'M LIVING WITH YOU!
Dad: Summer, don't do this...
I burst into tears iCapitalise could barely breathe

Dad carried me to the couch and snuggled me, which made making me giggle
Dad: I love you little angel
Summer: I love you daddy

My sister Amber came... How disgusting.
Amber: Hey why'd no one snuggle me like that when i was a kid :( AWWWWW no! Now there's going to be angsrt such as "omgz I'm so angsty because I wasn't loved as a kid! :("
Summer: 'Cause you were mean
Amber snarled
I giggled and stuck out my tongue Methinks this Summer is also "mean".

When my Mum left my Dad carried me down to the grass and swung me around! It was so much fun! If he let go... xDDD. Also, is it just me or does Dad look like a teen Sim, and not an adult? :-/ It's really strange considering the sister is a Teen, too. :|

=] Don't need one slide to show this... *rages*

Afterwards this is what happened...
Summer: I You got it right here... think i...to fail moments later. hurt myself AWWW NO
Dad: I'll kiss it better!

We walked together up into the Treehouse. More than likely, not a proper noun, so it doesn't need to be capitalised.
Summer: Dad? Dad??? Dad!
Dad: What honey?
Summer: What are you doing?
Dad: Finding a job darling, we need money to live! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I thought Daddy already had a job! :|
Summer: We have enough!
Dad: Summer, don't act like that
Summer: Well you could atleast put the stinkin' paper down Because "stinkin'" is the best adjective out there!
Dad gasped
Summer: Just forget it...

That was the first argue me and my dad ever had... argument I'd ever had with my dad.

Dad: Darling i got the job in the science place! Hey cool! He got a job by just looking at the paper for five seconds, without applying or anything!
Summer: Coool....
Dad: Summer
Summer: See-ya

Wow i never realised i acted like that! I give up on pointing out all the "i"'s. :(

Me and my sis went to bed
My sister and I went to bed. Also, PLEASE don't have one line on a slide. It's really pointless.

Dad: FINE I WILL LEAVE, WHEN I'M READY!
Mum: GOOD FOR YOU! Wait... what!? No "meanwhile" or anything? Just throws us straight into the argument!? :|

Amber and I woke up
Amber: Hello Puff! I love you!
Puff: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow I never knew cats meow for this long. :-|

Oh by the way that's our cat, Puff... Dad got her for me

Amber tried to dance with me
Summer: NO WAY!
Amber: Ok.... =( Do not need to know this!

It was now early morning... I think i bored Puff by talking about math... And annoyed those sporkers by having one line in a slide...

I went and brushed my hair...i started to cry a bit... The sporkers were coming...

MEMORIES OH GOD NO!

MEMORIES STOP!

MEMORIES I'M BEGGING YOU!

MEMORIES *brain is now fried*.

I opened my eyes and before i knew it, i knew i was living with my dad, just in a small house down the road... an upstairs... a nice yard... a room all for Puff... shops close by, Aa Lake close by... everything close by to the cosy home down the road

Oh my god! We are now leaving, My dad let me take Puff cause he knew how much i loved her, COSY HOME HERE WE COME! What the hell!? So where's she going now? Has she been in the dad's house for five minutes and they're moving again, or what!? :|

So, that's the end of the chapter for now. I know there's another chapter, but I don't think I can take another chapter of short slides and no capitalisation on "I". :(

Comments

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warlock_female
Sep. 21st, 2010 05:51 pm (UTC)
Is it just me or does all the time that dad spends ignoreing the rest of te family to spend with Summer a tad creepy? And are we suppose to be sad for Summer and hate Amber? Yes, let's hate the teen who lives with a scizo mom, a pedo!father, and a beyond spoiled little sister!
hayleelol
Sep. 21st, 2010 11:36 pm (UTC)
I find that awfully creepy too, as well!
Especially in the second chapter, but I may have to wait a few days to allow my brain to recover. It's bad. :(
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britchenhauer
Sep. 21st, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
She also has prominent hips. Lovely; CC for children that includes huge boobs and hips. That makes the dad's creep all the worse.
(Anonymous)
Sep. 21st, 2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
I really wish I could show the author this sporking. I really want to see her angry. It disgusts me how these little kids think they're shining all-stars, when their work is an utter piece of crap. This story is an insult to real authors! D:< Someone should arrest this author and all of the other authors sporked here for murdering the English language. Damn suethors... They make me mad. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go punch a wall.
warlock_female
Sep. 21st, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
O_o

Please tell me that you're trolling.
persephone_tree
Sep. 22nd, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
Re: Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
Now, now let's not rip into the little kids too much. You can't really expect them to be all-stars, at least she isn't asking for guest-book signings in order to even write a new chapter.



julessims
Sep. 22nd, 2010 02:05 am (UTC)
Re: Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
Wow, really? How about we not even suggest letting the author know her story is being sporked here? Because that's how a lot of the drama surrounding this whole thing starts. It that drama gets boring and tedious, and it's a major Do Not Want (at least for me. I can't speak for anyone else, even my fellow mods).

Have fun punching that wall. :P
julessims
Sep. 22nd, 2010 02:06 am (UTC)
Re: Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
*it's


:P
kokomirus
Sep. 22nd, 2010 02:54 am (UTC)
Re: Someone Needs to Pop This Author's Ego...
Someone should arrest this author and all of the other authors sporked here for murdering the English language

Umm...so you're going to figure out who this kid is and grab a flight to wherever they live so you can arrest them? :/ Good luck with that. :P

I do hope that you are joking, though. Or just a little pissed off. Either of those would be amenable and quite understandable. :)
secrettunnel
Sep. 22nd, 2010 12:52 am (UTC)
The father really creeps me out. He dresses like a typical emo teen exchangeland guy while he has a daughter that is probably teen-adult age and a child daughter, he has no quibbles about Summer (who is a CHILD) wearing clothes that show off her HUGE boobs and hips, and he spends all his time with the child Summer who is overly sexualized.
Oh, and the dad is also excited about moving away from his wife and other daughter to spend all his time devoted to Summer.

Expecting some ~smut~ in the coming chapters. Exchangelanders should have no problem with this little gem of a story because they all seem to enjoy teen sex as is... and who's to say Summer isn't a "teen" already?
hayleelol
Sep. 22nd, 2010 06:24 pm (UTC)
Well, I have just noticed a MAJOR plot hole.
On one slide it says she's 10, and I think it's in either the next chapter or a few slides after that it says she'll be a Teen in five days. :|
julessims
Sep. 22nd, 2010 02:08 am (UTC)
I'm really getting a creepy vibe from the dad. He's way too obsessive over Summer who creeps me out because of her chest.

I really honestly don't know anyone who would get angry over their significant other having a job. Someone has to pay the bills and buy the necessities. But this isn't a very logical story, so putting logic into it probably doesn't work very well.

Anyway, I don't know how you made it through without your brain exploding. :P Good job!
kokomirus
Sep. 22nd, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
Oh gads, that dad is just creepy. O_O And the fact that Summer's okay with it is just, um, well...adjective-lacking.

Yeah, I don't even know. D: All I was thinking while reading was that if I had found this, I would have run for the hills and hidden in a cave until this...well, thing went away!
(Anonymous)
Sep. 26th, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
OH MY GOSH! Spork, now! It burns!

Title: Michelle Phan Make It Up to Me
Link: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=287806&asset_type=story&pid=Exchange_stories&hideFramework=&languageCode=
Author: ebehnke

Seriously, this is the most ridiculous piece of crap I have ever SEEN! It's god-awful, someone really needs to stab this story AND this author with a spork, maybe tipped with some COMMON SENSE.
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 12th, 2011 12:39 pm (UTC)
:|
I know this was ages ago, but I just found it :P
I went and looked at the pictures and what 9 year old (seems she's that age) has boobs that big?! If she wants to use that skin, she should hide the cleavage!
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